I know the title says it all, but productivity is way too difficult for me. My life at this point has two levels: Things I am doing, and the things I need to be doing. I wont say which level I’m on now, but I’ll let you smart kids use your powers of deduction to figure out where I’ve been all summer.
Mr. M. Night Shyamalan, you really need to #dobetter. For those of you who may not recognize the infamous director’s name on sight, you may remember him as the man behind such (insert negative adjective here) as Signs, The Village, The Happening and Avatar: The Last Air Bender. Now that I have brought him and his work to the forefront of your memory (I’m truly sorry, but i had to) I’d like to draw your attention to his latest work (or lack thereof), Devil.
Here’s the plot as given by IMDB, the Internet movie database:
A group of people trapped in a elevator realize that the devil is among them.
Sounds Super Exciting and Scary, right??? haha. no, no it doesn’t. As with all of his movies, this one looks someone interesting at first sight, but I’d be willing to bet my bottom dollar that it’ll be a bigger bomb than Gigli. lol. I’ll attach the trailer so you can see for yourself, but do so at your own risk. And if you doubt whether or not Senor Shyamalan is as bad as I say he is, know this: at the end of the preview for “Devil” (which, as its title suggests, is a horror movie), the whole theater, myself included, erupted in laughter and jeers upon seeing the name M. Night Shyamalan in big bold letters across the huge IMax screen. #youknowyousuckwhen…
This Is absolutely hilarious and real. Thanks to my fellow Know Days Off brother Jonathan for the article. And for future notice/reference, according to the author, “Pegro” = Pretentious Negro.
“Pegroes despise Tyler Perry and all his films with the heat of Flavor Flav’s breath to the 12th power, but they LOVE that part.”
“Pegroes, although some may come from the hood, do not dabble in hood shenanigans once they have been “enlightened”.
Lmao. Click here to read the whole article. Sounds like several people I know. Not pointing any fingers, of course. Reblog if you know a Pegro, or if you are one yourself. Accepting it is the first step.
But it’s me, it’s personal, it ain’t her.
Friends keep tellin’ me leave her, I won’t
‘Cause she sees somethin’ in me that I don’t
And I see somethin’ in her that yall won’t
If you never been in love don’t tell me I’m wrong.
See I preach gratitude, she keeps ‘er attitude
Argue long enough an’ that shit become laughable.
My norm now since for her it’s so natural
Wish I could tell that to all the n****s after you.
So not compatible, now we compatible
There’s nothin’ else in this World that we would rather do.
Anybody out there relate to my pain?
Turn the music up let me know that I’m sane.” —Joe Budden - All of Me … There’s a reason why this is my favorite song
So if you ain’t with it, trouble
Every punchline got its own knuckle
My album is a drop from the top of a turnbuckle
Floppin out, I guess I’m not gonna learn. Uh Oh…” —Charles Hamilton - Ghosts
were not obtained by sudden flight.
But they, while their companions slept,
were toiling upward in the night.” —Henry Wadsworth Longfellow